Dashing off to class...

Heard yesterday in the hall:

Teacher: We must always follow the rules. If we break the rules, that leads to chaos.

Students: (intimidated silence)

Teacher: And that leads to ANARCHY.

I so wanted to cheer. I didn't. I was, however, wearing a paper hat one of my students made me, emblazed with "Captain Güerita, the Chief!" across it. Actually, it said "Cheef." I am a bad anarchist.