Dame un burro, por favor

Do you have any idea how heavy teachers' editions of textbooks are? The other teachers in my hallway lug around these hilariously ridiculous carts and keep trying to convince me to get one as well. Alas, I ride the bus home and must strap these enormous tomes to my back.

I gave my class their first real homework assignment yesterday. I think that when they turn it in, I will open my backpack and show them that I did my homework as well. It's only fair.